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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Quotations from Famous People - 32

Robert Oxton Bolt

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses it is an idea that possesses the mind.


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Ernest Rutherford

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.


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Christopher William Bradshaw Isherwood

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.


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Edith Wharton

There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.


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T. S. Eliot

Any religion...is for ever in danger of petrifaction into mere ritual and habit, though ritual and habit be essential to religion.


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Al Kersha

No matter what you believe, it doesn't change the facts.


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Eve Sawyer

Never underestimate the power of passion.


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Carl Gustav Jung

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.


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Cicero

The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.


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Aristotle

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.


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Blade

Blade You better wake up. The world you live in is nothing but a sugarcoated topping There is another world beneath it. And if you want to survive it you better learn how to PULL THE TRIGGER


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Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.



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