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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 149

English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.


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Fridjof Nansen

If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now thrown over the world, and could meet with confidence and good will to settle their possible differences, they would easily be able to establish a lasting peace.


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Michael Korda

Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire from what you do. If you are in a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out.


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Lois McMaster Bujold

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.


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Aeschylus

I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, For you will never go any higher that you think...


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Confucius, The Confucian Analects

I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.


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George

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward 'I'm such a klutz' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.


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Oscar Wilde

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.


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Matthew Prior

They always talk who never think.


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Albert Einstein

Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with mathematics are much greater than yours.


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Nancy Kerrigan

Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges everywhere. But if you listen to the sound of your own voice, you can rise above doubt and judgment. And you can see forever.



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