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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Quotations from Famous People - 14

Sanskrit Proverb

Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day.


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Pat Paulsen

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.


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Dwight D Eisenhower

I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.


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Cullen Hightower

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.


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Henry Spencer

We're thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.


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Franklin P. Jones

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.


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Alcaeus

One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives no life at all.


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Sir Francis Bacon

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.


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Machiavelli

It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.


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Hellen Keller

It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while.


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Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.



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