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Socrates
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
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Sydney Harris
The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, I was wrong.
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Martin Niemller
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
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Bette Davis
This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
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Walt Disney
If you can dream it, you can do it.
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Noel Coward
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
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W. H. Auden
What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
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John F. Kennedy, speech prepared for delivery in Dallas the day of his assassination, November 22, 1963
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.
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La Rochefoucauld
People would never fall in love if they had not heard love talked about.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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