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Oscar Wilde
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
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Mary Baker Eddy
Spirit is the real and eternal matter is the unreal and temporal.
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Ruth Gordon
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
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D. A. F. Sade, "Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man"
... and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I might have gathered an ample harvest of fruit -- such are the just grounds for the regrets I have ...
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Winston Churchill
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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Gertrude Stein
F. Scott Fitzgerald is the first of the last generation.
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Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets.
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Robert Service
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Address on The Method of Nature, 1841
He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Success is not a harbor but a voyage with its own perils to the spirit The lesson that most of us on this voyage never learn, but can never quite forget, is that to win is sometimes to lose.
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James E. Faust
Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our mortal test. . . . Peace comes through hope.
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Stephen Jay Gould
The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
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