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Homer, The Odyssey
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
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Denis Diderot
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.
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Homer
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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Willa Cather
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
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Jules Renard
I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts financial worries. - Journals
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R. D. Cumming
A good book has no ending.
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Berthe Morisot
The love of nature is consolation against failure.
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Sharon Salzberg
Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.
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