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A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 39
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
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Tupac Amaru Shakur
The only thing that comes from a sleeping man are dreams.
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James T. Farrell
If you let conditions stop you from working, they'll always stop you.
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Theodore Roosevelt
I wish that all Americans would realize that American politics is world politics.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few shots and it will be over. We will give them a few shots and it will be over.
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Serge Kahili King
We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe. Therefore, everything one does as an individual affects the whole. All thoughts, words, images, prayers, blessings, and deeds are listened to by all that is.
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Florence Scovel Shinn
If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation he has prepared for.
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Yogi Berra
This is like deja vu all over again.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
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Marcus Terentius Varro
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine.
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
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Russell L Ackoff
To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behavior taken separately.
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