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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 119
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Jacob Braude
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
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Michael Corleone
Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
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Plutarch, Morals
When the candles are out all women are fair.
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Orson Welles
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
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Jesse Lair
Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
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Albert Schweitzer
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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Frederick E. Crane
To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.
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Andrew Carnegie
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it.
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Edgar R. Fiedler
Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).
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William James
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
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Carl Jung
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.
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