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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 168

Benjamin Disraeli

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.


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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Arcana Coelestia" #8455

Peace has in it trust in the Lord, that He governs all things, provides all things, and leads to a good end.


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Real Live Preacher

Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.


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Moralia

Do not fight verbosity with words speech is given to all, intelligence to few.


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Zell Miller

It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag who gives that protester the freedom to abuse and burn that flag.


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Aristotle

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.


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Julius Rosenwald

Early in my business career I learned the folly of worrying about anything. I have always worked as hard as I could, but when a thing went wrong and could not be righted, I dismissed it from my mind.


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Jessamyn West

A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.


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Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.


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Cosino DeGregrio

Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.


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Henry Ford

History is bunk.


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Randolph Ray

Kindness is the life's blood, the elixir of marriage. Kindness makes the difference between passion and caring. Kindness is tenderness. Kindness is love, but perhaps greater than love ... Kindness is good will. Kindness says, 'I want you to be happy.' Kindness comes very close to the benevolence of God.



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