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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice. I consider the real vice is making losses.
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Robert A. Heinlein
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
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Homer, The Iliad
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Karl Kraus
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
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Hyman Rickover
If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't.
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Leon Samson
The Diplomat sits in silence, watching the world with his ears.
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Zig Ziglar
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
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James Albert Michener
Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
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Henry Winkler
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The morning pouring everywhere, its golden glory on the air.
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Baltasar Gracian
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
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Jason Berg
From the highest mountains in the world, Men seek for higher places to climb, When in their heart, It is where the climb always continues.
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