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Nathaniel Emmons
I could never think well of a man's intellectual or moral character, if he was habitually unfaithful to his appointments.
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Voltaire
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
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Lyndon B. Johnson, Inaugural Adress, January 20, 1965
It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
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Samuel Johnson
Always set high value on spontaneous kindness. He whose inclination prompts him to cultivate your friendship of his own accord will love you more than one whom you have been at pains to attach to you.
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Czech Proverb
Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.
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Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Jennifer Aniston
Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.
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Timothy Leary
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
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Daniel Defoe
Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Other People"
All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
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Margaret Fuller
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.
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