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Walter Beakel
On the breakup of Harrison Ford's first marriage It wasn't because he became a star. In all relationships there are changes and the point is both partners have to change together.
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Abraham Lincoln
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
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William Congreve
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
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Claude T Bissell
Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible.
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Author Unknown
Excellence is best described as doing the right things right - selecting the most important things to be done and then accomplishing them 100% correctly.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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John Haggai
Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties, marshal all your energies, focus all your capacities upon mastery of at least one field of endeavor.
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Joe Theismann
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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Paul McCartney
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
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Seneca
I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the proper judge.
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Tammy Faye Bakker
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Buddy Hackett
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show.
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