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Wayne\'s World
Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I'll have the cream of sum yung guy.
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Arthur C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Josh Billings
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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Melaine Rawn, Dragon Star 1: Stronghold
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.
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Ronald Reagan
Facts are stupid things.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
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Benjamin Franklin
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
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Robert J. Sawyer
How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.
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Anonymous
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
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George Washington Carver
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and as long as they are held thus, not one of the tasks that the hand may preform can be accomplished. I cannot lift. I cannot grasp. I cannot hold. I cannot even make an intelligible sign until my fingers organize and work together. In this we should also learn a lesson.
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Wilma Askinas
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
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George Santayana
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the most absolute and animal and one of the most ephemeral.
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