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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 162

Aristippus

It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity.


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Richard Milhous Nixon

If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.


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Hesiod

Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.


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Alex Comfort

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.


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Publilius Syrus

Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.


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Arthur Schnabel

Applause is a receipt, not a bill.


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E. H. Chapin

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.


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Vince Lombardi

After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines have been written and after you are back in the quiet of your room and the championship ring has been placed on the dresser and all the pomp and fanfare has faded, the enduring things that are left are the dedication to excellence, the dedication to victory, and the dedication to doing with our lives the very best we can to make the world a better place in which to live.


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Unknown

We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we must in turn forgive others and ourselves.


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Robert Jackson

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.


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Henry David Thoreau, Simplify simplify

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.


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Miss Piggy

Never eat more than you can lift.



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