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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 162
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Aristippus
It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.
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Hesiod
Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
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Alex Comfort
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.
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Publilius Syrus
Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
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Arthur Schnabel
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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E. H. Chapin
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
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Vince Lombardi
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines have been written and after you are back in the quiet of your room and the championship ring has been placed on the dresser and all the pomp and fanfare has faded, the enduring things that are left are the dedication to excellence, the dedication to victory, and the dedication to doing with our lives the very best we can to make the world a better place in which to live.
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Unknown
We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we must in turn forgive others and ourselves.
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Robert Jackson
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
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Henry David Thoreau, Simplify simplify
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
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Miss Piggy
Never eat more than you can lift.
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