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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 10

Immanuel Kant

Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.


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Spider-Man

Peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.


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Carol Matthau

There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.


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Edward Bedore

As we face a new era of world history, there is an urgent need for the true Church of Jesus Christ, the Body of Christ, to be about the business God has called us to, the work of ministry. And this is a work that every believer is called to be actively involved in.


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T. S. Eliot

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.


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Sir Arthur Eddington

It is a primitive form of thought that things exist or do not exist.


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Roy R. Gilson

Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden, in the Spring when it is gone.


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John Burroughs

The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it.


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G. Campbell

Free and fair discussion will ever be found the firmest friend to truth.


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William Makepeace Thackeray

Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.


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Henry Ward Beecher

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.



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