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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 198
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Galileo Galilei, The Assayer
Long experience has taught me this about the status of mankind with regard to matters requiring thought: the less people know and understand about them, the more positively they attempt to argue concerning them, while on the other hand to know and understand a multitude of things renders men cautious in passing judgement upon anything new.
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Anon.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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Laurence J. Peter
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
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Shirley MacLaine
Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
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Dennis O\'Keefe
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens his mouth.
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Robert M. Pirsig
Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in disaster.
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Fulton John Sheen
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.
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Victor Hugo
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry. (Les Miserables)
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Stanislaw Lec
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
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H. L. Mencken
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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William Shakespeare
What a deformed thief this fashion is.
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