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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
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Francis Hutcheson
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
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Mao Zedong
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
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Seneca
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one's impulses.
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Alan Stewart Paton
Life has . taught me not to expect success to be the inevitable result of my endeavors. She taught me to seek sustenance from the endeavor itself, but to leave the result to God.
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Jewish Proverb
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Russell Baker
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics
To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.
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Julius Frontinus, 1st century A.D.
Inventions reached their limit long ago, and I see no hope for further development.
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Barry Schwartz
Our institutions and values are in jeopardy as the mores of the market pervade all social life in this country. Loyalty, honesty, courage, discipline, patriotism, and commitment to family are being crowded out by the goals and rules of economic rationality -- do whatever makes the most money.
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Dennis Martin
It's the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
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