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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 136
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William Bridges
Genuine beginnings begin within us, even when they are brought to our attention by external opportunities.
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Puerto Rican Proverb
Break the leg of a bad habit.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
Don't forget to love yourself.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
It is extreme evil to depart from the company of the living before you die.
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Henry David Thoreau
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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Benjamin Franklin
He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.
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Margaret Cho
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
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Dennis Kucinich
The moment that any of us begins to trade principle for approval we give up our power.
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James Agee
A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.
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David Riesman
America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
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Jean Cocteau
The extreme limit of wisdom--that is what the public calls madness.
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Maurice Mascaranhas
Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive just to breathe
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