Communist Manifesto

All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

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Richard Milhous Nixon

Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.

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Horace

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.

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Thomas Jefferson

The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers wthout government, I should not hesita

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Louise Nevelson

It is as hard to take success as it is failure.

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Menander

The man who runs may fight again.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.

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Woodrow Wilson

I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.

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Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

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Katherine Mansfield

By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life in close contact with... the earth and the wonders thereof - the sea - the sun.

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Made

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