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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 153
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Chinese Proverb
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
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Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone.
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Jacquelyn Mitchard, The Deep End of the Ocean
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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George W. Bush, speech, November 19, 1999
American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have a great and guiding goal: to turn this time of American influence into generations of democratic peace.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One man's word is no man's word we should quietly hear both sides.
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Jerry Brown
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
The feeble tremble before opinion, the foolish defy it, the wise judge it, the skillful direct it.
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Ayn Rand
Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.
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Henri Matisse
Derive happiness in oneself from a good day's work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To be great is to be misunderstood.
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Oscar Wilde
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
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