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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 26
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W. R. Inge
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.
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A Bartlett Giamatti
Teachers believe they have a gift for giving it drives them with the same irrepressible drive that drives others to create a work of art or a market or a building.
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Robert Frost
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.
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Anais Nin
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish it's source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.
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Sy Rosen and Christian Williams, Northern Exposure, On Your Own, 1992
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Mole
If we have need of a strong will in order to do good, it is still more necessary for us in order not to do evil.
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Sharon Salzberg
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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Brad Hull
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.
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Marquis de Sade
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you...every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
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Peter da Silva
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
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Karen Blixen
The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the road.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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