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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 180
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George Moore
A great artist is always before his time or behind it.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
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Buddha
As the flectcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his straying thoughts.
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William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 2 scene 2
Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety.
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John A. Wheeler
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
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Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It
How can a question be answered that asks a lifetime of questions?
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A. S. Neill, Summerhill
Love and hate are not opposites. The opposite of love is indifference.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.
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Alfred Hitchcock
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
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Catullus
I hate and I love. Perhaps you ask why I do so. I do not know, but I feel it, and am in agony.
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Virtue can only flourish among equals.
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