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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 140
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Walt Kelly, "Pogo" (comic strip)
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited genius, being the action of reason or imagination, rarely or never.
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Abbie Hoffman
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
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Henry David Thoreau
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is in prison.
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Clive James
Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it.
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William Shakespeare
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.
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William Blake
Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care, But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell's dispite.
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Joe Gores
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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Alice James
I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.
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William James
The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of cause.
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