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Thomas Fuller
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
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Aeschylus, The Seven Against Thebes
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 12.
All the blessings which you pray to obtain hereafter could be yours today, if you did not deny them to yourself.
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Sir William Osler, Aphorisms from his Bedside Teachings (1961) p. 105
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
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Seneca
Most powerful is he who has himself in his power.
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Publilius Syrus
Learn to see in another's calamity the ills which you should avoid.
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John Ashcroft
Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.
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Byron J. Langenfeld
Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales.
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Steven Wright
What's another word for Thesaurus
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A. E. Hotchner
Of course we all have our limits, but how can you possibly find your boundaries unless you explore as far and as wide as you possibly can I would rather fail in an attempt at something new and uncharted than safely succeed in a repeat of something I have done.
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Mae West
You're never too old to become younger.
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Anne Brown
A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
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