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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 160
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
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Field Marshall John French
To compare is not to improve.
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W. Edwards Deming
What we need to do is learn to work in the system, by which I mean that everybody, every team, every platform, every division, every component is there not for individual competitive profit or recognition, but for contribution to the system as a whole on a win-win basis.
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Samuel Butler
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
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Emile Coue
When the imagination and will power are in conflict, are antagonistic, it is always the imagination which wins, without any exception.
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Ed Howe
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
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Edward Young
Procrastination is the thief of time.
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Benjamin Franklin
To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Humility is to make a right estimate of one's self it is no humility for a man to think less of himself than he ought, though it might rather puzzle him to do that.
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Seymour Britchky
Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing wisdom picked up in the Himalayas.
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Fred Allen
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Robert S. McNamara
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
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