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Humour Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 134
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Scottish Proverb
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
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The Dhammapada
For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time hatred ceases by love - this is an old rule.
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Mignon McLaughlin
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And, if we could achieve it, enough would not be enough.
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Kurt Vonnegut
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
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Golda Meir
What do you gain, Soviet Union, from this miserable policy Where is your decency Would it be a disgrace for you to give up this battle (On suppression of freedom for Jews in the USSR)
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Gloria Naylor
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
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La Rochefoucauld
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of to-day, for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow.
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Mary Hemingway
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.
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Sophocles
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
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Mick Jagger
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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