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Al Capone
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
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Aesop
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
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Dan Quayle
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
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Duffy Daugherty
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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R. Buckminster Fuller
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment
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William Arthur Ward
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
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La Rochefoucauld
We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.
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Danish proverb
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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John M. Barrie
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
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William Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew
My tongue will tell the anger of mine heart, Or else my heart, concealing it, will break.
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Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Larry McMurtry, "Flim Flam - Essays on Hollywood"
Mystery is underrated, and understanding is overrated.
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