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Katharine Hepburn
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
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Henry Kissinger
We cannot always assure the future of our friends we have a better chance of assuring our future if we remember who our friends are.
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Robert Collier
Something must be done when you find an opposing set of desires of this kind well to the fore in your category of strong desires. You must set in operation a process of competition, from which one must emerge a victor and the other set be defeated.
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Gurdjieff
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.
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William Shakespeare
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then music, with her silver sound, with speedy help doth lend redress.
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Pierre Trudeau
Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.
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Arthur Baer
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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H. Mathews
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
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Publilius Syrus
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
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Bishop Creighton
The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions.
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Gustave Flaubert
One must not always think that feeling is everything. Art is nothing without form.
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H. E. Martz
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
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