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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 158
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Prophet Muhammad, Muslim
Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of grain in alms.
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Euripides
Do we, holding that gods exist, deceive ourselves with unsubstantiated dreams, and lies, while random careless chance and change alone rule the world
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Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Joseph Farrell
The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.
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Plutarch
To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
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Lewis Thomas
We are a spectacular, splendid manifestation of life. We have language. . . . We have affection We have genes for usefulness, and usefulness is about as close to a 'common goal' of nature as I can guess at. And finally, and perhaps best of all, we have music.
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Henrik Ibsen
Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one the power or the desire to do this, and the other that. Each bird must sing with his own throat.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today
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Geoffrey Neighor
Who would've thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such a big difference in our lives The big wheel keeps on turning and here we are again, looking in the sweet face of darkness.
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Willa Cather
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
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Jiddu Krishnamurti
Any acceptance of authority is the very denial of truth.
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Robert Bloch
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
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