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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 147
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Northern Lights, 1993
Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
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Connie Chung to Johnny Carson
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us.
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Leo Tolstoy
And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves, But by the love for them that is in other people.
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Barbossa For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.
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Tove Jansson
You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.
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Back to the Future
Dr. Emmett Brown Roads Where we're going we don't need roads.
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Henry David Thoreau
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made.
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Josh Billings
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost--he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
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Baha\'u\'llah
It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the whole world. The earth is but one country and mankind its citizens.
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John Guerrero
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience.
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