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Cornelius Stam
Our first responsibility is not to build the Church or even to get souls saved--it is to represent Christ and to bring His message to the world. As God beholds us in Christ, so the world must behold Christ in us. As Christ represents us before the Father, so we must represent Christ before the world.
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Italian Proverb
The best armor is to keep out of range.
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Milton R. Sapirstein
There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic, the person in whom one impulse, one value, has assumed ascendancy over all others.
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Thomas Carlyle, Heroes and Hero Worship, 1840
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men.
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P. B. Medawar
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein it rejects it.
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Thomas Fuller
The grave is the general meeting place.
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Kate Reid
Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.
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Francis Beaumont
Let us have a care not to disclose our hearts to those who shut up theirs against us.
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John Ruskin
The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
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Nelson Boswell
The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed.
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J. Edgar Hoover
Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth ... Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common Every single one was a liar.
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Indira Gandhi
There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
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