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James Reston, New York Times, June 12 1968
This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim.
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Horace
Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that fate allows you.
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John F. Kennedy
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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Unknown
Prayer gives us the opportunity to speak to GOD, Meditation allows GOD to speak back to us.
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Chinese Proverb
The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials.
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Hannah More
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell the ocean; a spark of fire help to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service. Think of this and act.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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John Johnson
Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope.
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H. L. Mencken
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
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Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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Gustave Flaubert
Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.
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David Letterman
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
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