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Charles M. Schulz
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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Vincent Van Gogh
Great things are done by a seris of small things brought together.
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George Eliot, Middlemarch, Ch 8
But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
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Lao-Tzu
When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
For a significant manwoman, the one thought he values greatly, to the laughter and scorn of insignificant men, is a key to hidden treasure chambers; for those others, it is nothing but a piece of old iron.
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Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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Michael K. Hooker
What I'm concerned about is the people who don't dwell on the meaninglessness of their lives, or the meaningfulness of it-who just pursue mindless entertainment.
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Fortune cookie
There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
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Henry L. Mencken
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
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Eda J. Le Shan
In all our efforts to provide advantages we have actually produced the busiest, most competitive, highly pressured, and over-organized generation of youngsters in our history.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
And be on they guard against the good and the just They would fain curcify those who devise their own virtue -- they hate the lonesome ones.
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Anatole France
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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