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Alice Walker
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
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S. E. Lindsay, 1920
Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing the forces and materials of nature by means of organization, design and construction, for the general benefit of mankind.
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E. H. Gombrich
Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
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Gerald R. Ford
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon as president)
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Robert Frost
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Alexander Hamilton
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
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Dame Rose Macaulay, Crewe Train, 1926
He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
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Albert Einstein
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
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Oprah Winfrey
Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
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Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
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