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Henry P. Fairchild
No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
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Pliny the Elder
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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Desiderius Erasmus
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
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Martin Gardner
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
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Indira Gandhi, quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Marcel Proust
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good intention clothes itself with power.
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Clarence Darrow
Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and brain of man.
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Heraclitus
Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony.
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Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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Rabindranath Tagore
Trees are the earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.
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Burmese Proverb
Beware of a man's shadow and a bee's sting.
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