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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Rarely do we find men who willingly to engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.
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Albert Einstein
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this And radio operates exactly the same way you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
A man who enjoys responsibility usually gets it. A man who merely likes exercising authority usually loses it.
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Unknown
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
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Michelangelo Buonarroti
The idea is there, locked inside, and all you have to do is remove the excess stone.
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French Proverb
Better the foot slip than the tongue.
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Robert Heinlein, "Job", 1984
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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Victor Hugo
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
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Napolean Hill
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
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Mickey Manfield
Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are.
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Unknown
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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Andrew Lang
You can cover a great deal of country in books.
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