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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
No form of Nature is inferior to Art for the arts merely imitate natural forms.
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Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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Joseph Joubert
The pain of dispute exceeds, by much, its utility. All disputation makes the mind deaf, and when people are deaf I am dumb.
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Terence
I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.
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Bhagavad Gita
The soul who meditates on the Self is content to serve the Self and rests satisfied within the Self there remains nothing more for him to accomplish.
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Margaret Lee Runbeck
Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
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Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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Ring Lardner
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
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George Bernard Shaw
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires.
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Rabindranath Tagore
While God waits for His temple to be built of love, Men bring stones.
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Carl Sagan
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
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