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Walter Lippmann
Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake of thinking that the intelligence test is a measure like a foot ruler or a pair of scales. It is, of course, a quite different sort of measure. Intelligence is not an abstraction like length and weight; it is an exceedingly complicated notion - which nobody has yet succeeded in defining.
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Agnes de Mille
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. The moment you know how, you begin to die a little. The artist never entirely knows, We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.
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Karl Kraus
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
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Edward Hersey Richards
A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less he spoke The less he spoke the more he heard Why aren't we like that wise old bird
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Dr. Robert Schuller
The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
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Publilius Syrus
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Edwin Schlossberg
The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.
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Germaine Greer
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
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Pearl Buck
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
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Linnaeus
Nature does not proceed by leaps.
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Andrew Carnegie
One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
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Francis Jeffrey
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
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