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Henry Kissinger, Wilson Library Bulletin, March 1979
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
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Charles Dickens
...it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us
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Isocrates
Of all possessions wisdom alone is immortal.
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John Andrew Holmes
Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.
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Henry David Thoreau
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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Seneca
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.
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Marguerite de Valois
A woman of honor should not expect of others things she would not do herself.
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Albert Einstein
The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to defend it. Only if every single citizen feels duty bound to do his share in this defense are the constitutional rights secure.
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Sir Walter Raleigh
But true love is a durable fire In the mind ever burning Never sick, never old, never dead From itself never turning.
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Menander
The character of a man is known from his conversations.
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Clive Staples Lewis
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries avoid all entanglements.
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Benjamin Franklin
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account.
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