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Laurence J. Peter
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk
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Ludwig von Beethoven, last words
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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H.L. Mencken
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
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Romanian Proverb
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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Plato, The Republic
Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not because they shrink from committing it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Nothing is more damaging to a new truth than an old error.
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Victoria Lincoln
This is the art of courage to see things as they are and still believe that the victory lies not with those who avoid the bad, but those who taste, in living awareness, every drop of the good.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it.
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Flannery O\'Connor
Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama . . . . Either one is serious about salvation or one is not. And it is well to realize that the maximum amount of seriousness admits the maximum amount of comedy. Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe.
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Alexander Pope
To err is human; to forgive, divine.
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Ovid
Courage conquers all things.
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