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John Hancock, to Sam Adams at the Battle of Lexington
What a beautiful morning.
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Cicero
Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits him.
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George Bernard Shaw
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
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Italian Proverb
He who is not impatient is not in love.
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Robert Frost
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest emotions.
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Marilyn Ferguson
Fear is a question What are you afraid of, and why Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
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Egyptian Inscription Recorded at the Time of the Invention of Writing
Would I had phrases that are not known, utterances that are strange, in new language that has not been used, free from repetition, not an utterance which has grown stale, which men of old have spoken.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.
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A. J. Liebling
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
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Friedrich Engels
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
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John Ruskin
I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
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