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Herb Caen
There are more of them than us.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul.
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Thomas Fuller
If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust him.
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Frank Dane
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Vilhjalmur Stefansson
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
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Horace Bruns
Friends are treasures.
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John Updike
The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it.
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Dazed and Confused
Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
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Abraham Lincoln
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
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Anonymous
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
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Jorge Luis Borges
Nothing is built on stone all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.
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