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Thornton
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
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Mary Kay Ash
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
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Joseph Addison
One's religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability... To be alive is to be vulnerable.
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Dexter Scott King
My father said, 'Politics asks the question Is it expedient Vanity asks Is it popular But conscience asks Is it right'
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Havelock Ellis
Jealousy - that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.
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Office Space
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., speech at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, October 8, 1952
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
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Herbert Clark Hoover
I'm the only person of distinction who's ever had a depression named for him.
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Tom Fitzgerald
We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the end of the tunnel until we are certain it is not some guy on a motorcycle coming straight at us.
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Paula Giddings
I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and rarely at the summit of courage... What is at the summit of courage, I think, is freedom. The freedom that comes with the knowledge that no earthly think can break you.
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