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Quintilian
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
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Nikola Tesla
The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
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Fulton John Sheen
It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything.
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Robert Frost, The Black Cottage
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.
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Sydney J. Harris
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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Anna Jameson
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., quoted by Human Behavior, May 1978
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
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Peter Minard
Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist, section 2
What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? All that is born of weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome.
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Heinrich Heine
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
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Henry Bessemer
I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as I had no fixed ideas derived from long-established practice to control and bias my mind, and did not suffer from the general belief that whatever is, is right.
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