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Dale Carnegie
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules whose would you use
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James Cagney
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
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Henry David Thoreau
Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
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Child Age 7
I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Menander, The Double Deceiver
Whom the gods love dies young.
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Edgar Allan Poe
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.
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Thomas Jefferson
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
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Hodding Carter Jr.
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings.
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Jewish Proverb
Worries go down better with soup than without.
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Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
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A. M. Rosenthal
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It's a harmless little eccentricity of ours.
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