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Ronald Reagan, Nov. 5, 1994
I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright dawn ahead.
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Cicero
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
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Bruce Lee
Art lives where absolute freedom is because when it is not, there can be no creativity.
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Ezra Pound, ABC of Reading (1934) chapter 8
Literature is news that stays news.
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William Arthur Ward
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
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Albert Schweitzer
Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.
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Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
Moral victories don't count.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
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Henry David Thoreau
Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
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Samuel Johnson
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
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Robert Frost
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
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John W. Gardner
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy...neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
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