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Afranius
The wise man will love; all others will desire.
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Prof. F. A. P. Aveling
The really happy man never laughs - seldom - though he may smile. He does not need to laugh, for laugther, like weeping is a relief of mental tension - and the happy are not over strung.
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Henri Cartier-Bresson
To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event.
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W. Somerset Maugham
The nature of men and women - their essential nature - is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.
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Don Marquis
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
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William Shakespeare
I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
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Chuang-tzu
Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
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Joseph Addison
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
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William Arthur Ward
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
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Helen Steiner Rice
Love changes darkness into light and makes the heart take a wingless flight.
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Chinese Proverb
If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if ypu employ him, don't suspect him.
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