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Lao Tzu
He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
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Wim Wenders
The more opinions you have, the less you see.
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Martina Horner
What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 3
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
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Jerome K. Jerome
It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
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Tim McGraw
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
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Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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John G. Vance
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.
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Erich Fromm
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.
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W. H. Auden
Accurate scholarship can unearth the whole offence from luther untill noe that has driven a culture mad. From what occured at linz what huge imago made a psychopathic god. i and the public know what all schoolchildren learn those to whom evil is done do evil in return.
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Aldous Huxley
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
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Samuel Johnson
No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.
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