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Albert Einstein
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
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Jacques Maritain
We don't love qualities, we love persons sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.
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Samuel Richardson
Good men must be affectionate men.
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William Bolitho
An adventure differs from a mere feat in that it is tied to the externally unattainable. Only one end of the rope is in the hand, the other is not visible, and neither prayers, nor daring, nor reason can shake it free.
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Boileau
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
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Fulton John Sheen
I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
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Art Buchwald
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
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Samuel Johnson
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
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James X. Mullen
Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.
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Buddha
If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
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Julie Arabi
The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to be related to each other. Certain ideas are in the air.
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