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W. Clement Stone
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief, or ignorance.
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George S. Patton
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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Seneca
The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
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Robert Anton Wilson
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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Truman Capote
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are fools.
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Quida
Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of prey.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
...And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.
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Robert Byrne
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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Stephen Crane
A man said to the universe 'Sir, I exist' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.'
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Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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Winston Churchill, responding to a journalist
Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
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Pamela Vaull Starr
Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
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